Hawk's Pokemon Adventures in the Sinnoh Region Chapter 14

Chapter 14: Wrong way!

Music Box: [Your a Retard Song]

Hawk: Hey what the hell not this stupid Music Box again....

Author: Ha for now on it will annoy you in every single episode!

Hawk: Grrrr

Author: Story time

The Author left.

Hawk: Wait wasn't there another exit near the Pokemon Center?

Music Box: Oh your a retard! A stupid retard! Your such a such a such a stupid reeetard!

Hawk: Whatever I'll just take this Route going North.

A wild Shinx apeared!

Hawk: Go Luxio! Use Iron Tail!

The wild Shinx fainted.

Hawk: Maybe I'll just do some training.

So Hawk kept running through the grass battling wild Pokemon.

The wild Heracross fainted!

The wild Shinx fainted!

The wild Starly fainted!

The wild Budew fainted!

3 hours later.......

Hawk: Nice job Gligar, your really starting to get stronger! Return!

Hawk walked up the path when a trainer spotted him.

???: Hey you look weak, I'm sure this Whurmple can take you on!

Bug Catcher Analdo would like to battle!

Hawk: ..... I don't wanna battle.

Analdo: Go Whurmple!

Hawk: .... Go Kingler! Use Water Gun.

Whurmple fainted.

Analdo: Aw I'm the weak one.

Hawk: You sure are.

Hawk continued up the path.

Hawk: Omg I found a Ultra Ball.

Girl: HEY GET AWAY FROM MY CHINGLING!

Hawk: Nvm....

The girl snatched the Ultra Ball form Hawk.

Girl: Your not gonna get away with this!

Lass Samantha would like to battle.

Hawk: I don't wanna battle.

Samantha: Go Chingling!

Hawk: ..... Go Gligar. Use X Scissor.

Chingling fainted.

Samantha: Grrrrrrr....... You win......

Hawk continued up the path.

Hawk: Wait is that a cave? I guess I'll go in.

A wild Zubat apeared.....

Hawk: Go Luxio, use Disharge.

The wild Zubat fainted.

A wild Geodude apeared!

Hawk: Grrr...... Go Kingler! Use Water Gun!

The wild Geodude fainted....

Hawk: Wait this giant rock is blocking my way. I need rock smash for it, and that means...... THE GYM WAS THE OTHER WAY! GRRRRRRRRRR.

Music Box: Oooooooooh you are a retard!

Hawk: Shutup!

Author: ROFLMFAO.

Hawk stomped all the way back to Jubilife City. He stayed at the Pokemon Center overnight.

Chapter end.....

the end was the best part imo, stupid music box

The music box will be annoying.

yea.... my music box gets destroyed in chapter 24, for a few chapters

Don't you mean voice over?

no, ever wonder how all that music is playing

but my music box isn't a pokemon

I thought the voice over in your story played the music.

well he puts some of the music on to annoy the author

I mean I thought the music was coming form him, not him turning on a music box.

i must've forgotten to mention there was a music box, otherwise people would think it was voice-over putting it on, but there is a way you can tell (HGSS music = voice-over, other = Author)

Haha fail. I hate trainers...unless they pay alot

Whats retarted is whenenver they spot you, you have no choice to battle.

Notice how this happened to Hawk. He didn't wanna battle.