Chapter 9: Seperate WaysHawk: Woah calm down bro.
Chris: CALM DOWN?!
Hawk: Yeah......
Chris: HOW THE F*CK CAN I CALM DOWN?
Hawk: Just take a pillow and....
Chris: NO I MEAN HOW THE F*CK CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I LOSE EVERY SINGLE F*CKING BATTLE I TRY OUT!
Hawk: Don't worry your a good trainer.
Chris: YOUR JUST SAYING THAT!
Hawk: No I'm not I really mean it.
Chris: YEAH RIGHT! THATS WHY YOU KEEP KICKING MY @$$ IN BATTLES!
Hawk: No its not like that!
Chris: SHUTUP!
Hawk: Actually, you shutup Mr. Flippy Pants.
Chris: You did not just call me that........
Hawk: I did.
Chris: F*CK YOU!
Hawk: ........
Chris: I'm so sick and tired of you Hawk!
Hawk: What did I ever do?
Chris: Ever since we started this journey you have been so annoying. Always beating me in battles, and all that.
Hawk: I'm the one who tried to save you from Bobby Jackson!
Chris: I DIDN'T NEED YOUR F*CKING HELP BACK THERE.
Hawk: Calm down!
Chris: NO!
Hawk: ....
Chris: Then, you were to lazy to swim away from shore to get away form that Sharpedo.
Hawk: But did you help me? No! It was Kingler.
Chris: Screw your Kingler!
Kingler emerged from its Pokeball.
Kingler: King ler! (F*ck you!)
Chris kicked Kingler.
Hawk: WTF!
Hawk returned Kingler.
Hawk: Why would you kick my Kingler?
Chris: Cuz its stupid.
Hawk: MY POKEMON ARE NOT STUPID!
Chris: Of course there stupid
Hawk: grrrrrr.....
Chris: ..... Your not a Pokemon, you can't use Growl.
Hawk: GRRRRR!!!!!
Chris's attack fell.
Chris: WTF! AUTHOR YOUR RETARDED!
Author: Leave me out of this.
Hawk: ........
Chris: I fell like leaving you Hawk, and going on the journey by myself.
Hawk: Why?!
Chris: It would be so peaceful.
Hawk: Well acually, I think that would be a good idea. Maybe we can go our seperate ways!
Chris: Fine with me.
Hawk: I found you annoying too.
Chris: How?
Hawk: Always complaining about how much you suck, not bothering too help me out, always battling people and never giving me a chance.
Chris: Not uh!
Hawk: Yeah. I remember when we were gonna battle Alex but you wanted too do it and wouldn't let me even though you suck!
Chris: I DO NOT SUCK!
Hawk: Yes you do
Chris: Well if you really feel like that, then GOODBYE!
Hawk: Bye!
Chris went on up the Route. Hawk went back to the Pokemon Center.
Hawk: Tommorow, I will start my real journey, by myself!
Nurse Joy: Want the free room?
Hawk: Hell no those beds suck. I'll take the $100 Pokedollar room (this money I stole from Chris will come in handy.)
Nurse Joy: Ok, have a good night sleep.
Meanwhile......
Chris: Yes I'll buy the Ultra Ball..... WAIT! WHERES MY MONEY!