Chapter 21: Vs Wayde, Water Pokemon Master
Music Box: (Eminem - I'm Not Afraid)........
Author: What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music Box: ?!
Author: That music doesn't suit this chapter.
Music Box: You think I care?
Other Music Box: Music Box music!
Music Box: WTF
Author: If you don't stop your nonsense I'll replace you with a non talking music box!
Random Guy: Go Pokeball!
The Random Guy caught the other Music Box.
Author: Woah wait its not ready to be a Pokemon yet! I haven't made enough!
Random Guy: Music Box use Hyper Voice!
The Author fainted.........
Music Box: Now lets get on with the chapter!!!!!!! (Eminem - I'm Not Afraid)........
Hawk walked around the city, he was mad bored.
Hawk: Damn I wish some random trainer would walk up to me and ask for a battle.
Random Trainer: Hi I'm Wayde, wanna battle?
Hawk: Omfg
Wayde: Whats wrong dude.
Hawk: Oh nothing....
Hawk stares at Wayde.
Hawk: WAIT A MINUTE!
Wayde: What is it.
Hawk: Are you the same Wayde who won the Hoenn League with your Water Pokemon and became a Water Pokemon master?
Wayde: Same one!
Hawk: Woah man I am such a huge fan of yours! The thing is, I'm kinda scared to battle your Swapert and all them.
Wayde: Oh do not worry my friend. I left all my champion Pokemon back at home. Swampert...Kyogre....Gyarados.....etc.
Hawk: Oh ok. But then what Pokemon are you using right now?
Wayde: Oh my Swampert laid an egg wich hatched into a Mudkip. I brought it with me over here to Sinnoh, where it evolved. Just the other day I caught a Buizel. You see, I wanna be a Water Pokemon Master of Sinnoh too, without using my previous champion Pokemon. I currently have 5 badges, and I came over here for my 6th one, but it seems the Gym is closed.
Hawk: Yeah the Gym Leader's Girafarig got shot in the leg by the same person who killed my brothers Krickitune!
Wayde: Oh thats horrible. Hmm a dead Kricktune you say? You must be Hawk then. I battled Chris the other day. He told me you were a real @$$hole.
Hawk: Oh my god, don't listen to him, please.
Wayde: I know, I didn't beleive him.
Hawk: Ok good.
Wayde: So anyways, can I have that battle now?
Hawk: Sure thing. 2 on 2?
Wayde: Nah you can use all your Pokemon, I don't mind.
Hawk: Ok then.
Wayde: Ok first, come on out, my amazing Marshtomp!
Marshtomp: Marsh! (Damn right I'm amazing)
Hawk: Then I'll start off with Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
The Thunderbolt didn't affect Marshtomp because it was half ground.
Hawk: !
Wayde: What are you? Retarted?
Hawk: I wasn't thinking... (wow I am freaking retarted..........)
Wayde: Marshtomp use Mud Bomb!
The bomb of mud was super effective and did alot of damage to Pikachu.
Hawk: Alright use Iron Tail!
The Iron Tail smacked hard into Marshtomp.
Wayde: Muddy Water!
The wave of muddy water smacked into Pikachu. It got back up but was low on health.
Hawk: Oshi. Pikachu return!
Wayde: Good decision.
Hawk: Go Monferno!
Wayde: Bad decision...
Hawk: Use Mach Punch!
The punch slammed Marshtomp, but it managed to hold its ground.
Wayde: Rock Slide!
The heavy rocks fell onto Monferno, who fainted.
Hawk: Nah seriously it shud be a 2 on 2, it'd be more fair, you win.
Wayde: No come on I said you could use all your Pokemon!
Hawk: If you insist. Go Grotle!
Grotle: Groootle! (Time to win)
Hawk: Use Razor Leaf!
The sharp powerful leaves were super effective and Marshtomp fainted.
Wayde: Strong Grotle
Hawk: Thanks. I saved it from Team Legion.
Wayde: ...
Hawk: Whats wrong?
Wayde: Did you just say Team Legion?
Hawk: Yes...
Wayde: I hate them...
Hawk: Everybody does.
Wayde: No I hate them more... They took..... MY POOR FREAKING PIPLUP! GIVEN TO ME BY MY MOTHER! DAMMIT!!!!!!
Hawk: Look, I'm sorry about that, but you have to calm down. Please!
Wayde: Yeah your right, I'm sorry.
Hawk: Lets just continue this battle.
Wayde: Ok.... Go Buizel....
Hawk: Here we go!
Wayde: Buizel use Ice Punch!
The super effective Ice Punch immeditaley caused Grotle too faint...
Hawk: Aw!!!
Wayde: Haha
Hawk: Pikachu come back out!
Pikachu: Pika... (So....tired....)
Hawk: Volt Tackle!
Pikachu charged at Buizel with electricty flowing aorund it. Buizel went flying. Pikachu took damage from recoil from the Volt Tackle.
Wayde: Cmon Buizel! Use Aqua Jet!
Buizel slammed into Pikachu with water flowing around it. Pikachu fainted. However, Buizel become Paralysed by static electricity from Pikachu.
Wayde: Oh no!
Hawk: Oh yeah! Staravia come out out! Use Quick Attack.
Staravia flew into Buizel at high speed and Buizel fainted.
Hawk: YESH!
Suddenley Staravia started glowing.
Wayde: !
Hawk: What?! Staravia is evolving!
Music Box: Congragulations! Your Staravia has evolved into Staraptor!
Staraptor: Staaaaraptor! (Evolution rocks! I feel so much stronger!)
Hawk: Woah, a Pokemon in 3rd form and I don't even have 1 Gym Badge! o.o
Wayde: Lol.
Staraptor was practicing a new move on a tree.
Hawk: Yay Staraptor you learned Close Combat! That will be a big help against John when we battle him.
Wayde: Well I'll see ya later dude.
Hawk: Cya
Wayde went to the Pokemon Center. Hawk went there to but he came right back out after healing his Pokemon.
Hawk: Well I'm bored again!
Muesem Receptionist: HELP! THE MUESEM IS BEING ROBBED!
Hawk: Oshi!
Chapter End...
Sat May 02, 2015 3:56 pm by Crash-Cheetah
