Corrupt a Wish

Subject: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Somebody makes a wish and somebody else adds a catch to it. The person who corrupted must make a wish too!

I wish I was rich!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:33 am

My wish was so corrupt anyways.

I wish my wishes weren't so corrupt.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:35 am

granted, so other ppl corrupt them

i wish for a hose

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:37 am

Granted, but it has knots in it.

I wish for thirty dollars.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:37 am

...wish?

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:40 am

granted, but its illegally printed.

i wish for the sexiest woman on the planet to be my girlfriend and never leave my side.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:42 am

granted, but she makes you look ugly and you get laughed at

i wish i had a fb gift card

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:53 am

u get a funny bunny gift card to a kids pizza parlor and get laughed at.

i wish i had a well-paying job where people work under me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:55 am

granted....they work under you...literally....AHEM i wud say job but...

i wish i had a device to make it stop raining

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:58 am

(i tricked you. i meant it to be that. u fail.)

granted, but it short circuts and you die of dehydration.

i wish that i could survive in any atmosphere or surroundiings or area.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:24 am

for previous: then u get an std

current: granted...you survive as a dead body....? (does that even work??? O.o)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:47 am

@Dark: Granted, but you spontaneously combust

I wish I had a better phone

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:48 am

granted, but it's to advanced

i wish for a horse to run over ppl

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:49 pm

Granted, but it runs you over too.

I wish i knew how to swim.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:26 pm

Granted, but you die of exhaustion

I wish for no cancer

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:44 pm

Granted but you catch aids.

I wish they would replace water type pokemon with demon type pokemon.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:45 pm

granted, but they flood everything somehow...

i wish that demons were angels but make angels, normal angles

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:55 pm

Granted but zombies take the demons' place.

I wish swampert was a pure water type.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:59 pm

granted, but it still is unaffected by electric (i didnt wanna corrupt it to bad)

ii wish swampert was a legendary

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:26 am

Granted but it is now weak against electric attacks.

I wish i had some peanut butter.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:27 am

granted, but u become allergic

i wish for a pool inside my house

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:15 pm

Granted,but there is nothing else in your house.

I wish electivire could learn volt tackle.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:31 pm

Granted, but recoil always kills it

I wish for whiteout to be easier to use

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:01 pm

granted but it covers everything and not just what you want.

I wish the dream world would hurry up.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:03 pm

Granted,but the real world slows down

I wish i was back home

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:55 pm

Granted but there are some stranger who "like" you waiting there.

I wish i could control wars.