Author | Message |
---|
Doctor_DraX Metagross
Warning Bar : Posts : 7011 Join date : 2010-12-16 Age : 25 Location : Sinnoh
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:44 pm | |
| Yo mama's so fat people mistake her for a new Pokemon. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:58 pm | |
| yo mama's scary people thought she lived in the Distortion World | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:58 pm | |
| yo mama's so buff she puts machoke to shame. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:01 pm | |
| yo mama's so buff, Machamps cried after the first 3 seconds of an arm wrestle | |
|
| |
Doctor_DraX Metagross
Warning Bar : Posts : 7011 Join date : 2010-12-16 Age : 25 Location : Sinnoh
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:02 pm | |
| yo mama's so static, even an electivire with motor drive can't withstand her shocks. | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:39 pm | |
| yo mama's singing is so bad not even exploud's soundproof ability could protect it. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:28 am | |
| Yo mama's so stupid, that when she gloated that she beat a Shuckle in a race before crossing the finish line, she didn't notice the shuckle walk past past and win the race
Last edited by silversalamence10 on Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:28 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
|
| |
Doctor_DraX Metagross
Warning Bar : Posts : 7011 Join date : 2010-12-16 Age : 25 Location : Sinnoh
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:53 pm | |
| - silversalamence10 wrote:
- Yo mama's so fast, that when she gloated that she beat a Shuckle in a race before crossing the finish line, she didn't notice the shuckle walk past past and win the race
I don't get it. I think yo mama's so stupid would fit better. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:33 pm | |
| yea, i fix'd it
Yo Mama's so fat, she cannot be caught in a pokeball | |
|
| |
Doctor_DraX Metagross
Warning Bar : Posts : 7011 Join date : 2010-12-16 Age : 25 Location : Sinnoh
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:07 am | |
| - silversalamence10 wrote:
- yea, i fix'd it
Yo Mama's so fat, she cannot be caught in a pokeball Yo mama's so fat she eats the pokebals. | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:23 am | |
| yo mama's so ugly that it makes salamence's intimidate look like attract. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:56 am | |
| Yo mama's so ugly Attract fails...every time | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:29 pm | |
| Your mama's so fat that her tackle is super effective against steel types. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:53 pm | |
| Yo mama's so weak, every time she does a physical attack, she takes recoil damage | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:11 pm | |
| Yo mama's so scary that larvitar skipped being being a pupitar and evolved straight into salamence to get away from her. | |
|
| |
silversalamence10 salamence
Warning Bar : Posts : 4040 Join date : 2011-01-09 Age : 30 Location : Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:36 pm | |
| yo mama's so scary, her scary face is super effective | |
|
| |
RYU888 Gliscor
Warning Bar : Posts : 1578 Join date : 2011-02-23 Age : 33 Location : New Bark Town
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| yo mama's so slow that after 10 agilities she still has negative speed. | |
|
| |
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes | |
| |
|
| |
| Pokemon yo mama jokes | |
|