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PostSubject: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:53 pm

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yo mama's so smelly muk told her to take a bath.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:42 pm

yo mama's so stupid she went up to Agatha with only normal type attacks
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:45 pm

yo mama's so fat pokemon live in her and people think shes another region like johto or sinnoh

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:45 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a green coat people shout out 'SNORLAX!!!'
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:46 pm

yo mama's so fat, her body slam is treated as a OHKO move
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:47 pm

yo mama's so fat she eats 20,000 poffins a day

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:48 pm

yo mama's so fat she doesn't take any damage from an earthquake attack
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:51 pm

Yo mama's so fat she can't even get up to do a body slam, but if she could.... omfg....

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:42 pm

Yo mama's so dumb she makes slowpoke look like a genius.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:00 pm

Yo mama's so stupid, she had to ask an old caffeine-addicted man how to catch a Caterpie.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:03 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need a pokemon to surf across water
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:03 pm

Yo momma so fat that when she stood in the way of diglett cave, People kept playing the Poke flute.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:06 pm

yo mama's so stupid she watched through every Pokemon Trainer's Choice in the anime to help make herself better at pokemon
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:08 pm

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Arbok evolved into Seviper!

Oh wait, thats 4kidsTV

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:15 pm

yo mama's so fat, whenever she asks Misty if she can borrow her bikes she breaks them
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:16 pm

Yo mama's so ugly shes the reason why Brock's eyes never open.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:21 pm

yo mama's so stupid, whenever she encountered a shiny, she ran away from it
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:26 pm

Yo mama's so stupid she can't catch a pokemon with a masterball.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:46 pm

Lol some of these jokes are hilarious.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:50 pm

Yo mama's so stupid she wasted a masterball on a Caterpie
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:20 pm

Yo momma so ugly, Regigigas forgot he had Slow Start and RAN

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:41 pm

You mama's so fat, she lost a race with the fastest slowking on earth
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:42 pm

Yo mama's so fat, she even made a wish to a Jirachi to make herself thinner.....Jirachi denied

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:47 pm

Yo mama's so fat when she made her wailord use surf it sank.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:08 pm

Your mama's so fat, she ran over Arceus's car.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:10 pm

yo mama's so old shes the creator of arceus

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