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PostSubject: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:53 pm

Post pokemon related yo mama jokes.

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I'll make the first one.

yo mama's so smelly muk told her to take a bath.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:08 pm

yo mama shouts so loud, the only thing louder than that is an Exploud shouting
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:31 pm

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yo mama shouts so loud, the only thing louder than that is an Exploud shouting

I have improved your joke -

Yo mama's so loud she made Exploud's ear bleed.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:39 pm

Yo mama's so fat she makes snorlax look skinny.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:44 pm

Yo mama's so slow moving that slowpoke can beat her in a race.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:44 pm

yo mama's so clumsy, she makes Barry look normal
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:45 pm

Yo mam's so childish she makes ash ketchum look like an adult.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:47 pm

yo mama's so weak even a shuckle can beat her in a fight
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:48 pm

Yo mama's so fat her splash attack was super effective!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:52 pm

yo mama's dumb, not even a Psyduck can figure out what she is trying to say
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:55 pm

Yo mama's so fat when she teaches her pokemon fly they refuse too use it!

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:57 pm

yo mama's so tired, her imsomnia is putting Darkrai out of business
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:58 pm

Yo mama's so lazy slaking gets up faster than her.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:01 pm

yo mama's so tired, she needs more sleep than an Abra
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:03 pm

Yo mama's so tiny a pokemon can't even spam minimise to get smaller than her.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:51 pm

yo mama's so bad at singing she has to take lessons from a Jigglypuff
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:06 pm

Actually I think jigglypuff sings good...

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:13 pm

yo mama gets so cold in winter, even Regice gets Jealous
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:17 pm

Yo mamas so fat I thought she evolved from Snorlax.

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 pm

yo mama's so weak i thought she evolves into Shuckle
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:44 pm

Yo momma so ugly, Ditto can't transform into yo momma.
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:59 pm

^ that was beast

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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:14 pm

yo mama's so ugly, a Smeargle can't even sketch an Accurate picture of yo mama
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:28 pm

yo momma so ugly, she makes a Venusaur in drag look like Kanto's Next Top Model
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PostSubject: Re: Pokemon yo mama jokes   Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:30 pm

yo mama's so stupid she traded her ds for pokemon platinum

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