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PostSubject: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:54 am

On a very very small planet thats only like a mile around, there lives Pokemon. But they ain't just any Pokemon. They are complete retarts. They fail at everything, they are wild, and argue all the time, its crazy.

*Enter Infernape*

Cool a swingset!

*sets it on fire*

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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:48 am

*enter Empoleon*

hey infernape whyd you do that
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:28 am

*enters salamence*

duh! i'm a retard, i am so retarded i'm going to walk into the tree near the melted swingset (walks into tree)
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:40 am

FU Empoleon!

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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:08 pm

*is salamence*

oh my god, now they're attacking each other, and now i'm standing here talking to myself
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:31 am

Wtf you looking at salamence? HUH? *Punches you in the face"

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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:26 pm

*Enter Riolu*

Cool, people hitting each other! *She punches Infernape in the face.*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:30 pm

i'm gonna b****slp both of you (slaps both riolu and infernape) .....waaahh i wanted dragon claw too
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:34 pm

*Riolu starts crying* Waahh! That was mean! *Uses Force Palm on Salamence*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:52 pm

oh my god, that didn't do much, i'm outt------(bump) i think i walked into a lamp post
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:57 pm

I'm going to play on the swings! *She sees the broken swings and starts crying* Waaahhhhh!
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:47 am

*digs a hole and finds pokemon fossils*

*enter kabutops*

Why the hell did you wake me up? GRRRR

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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:07 pm

WHO BROKE THE SWINGS?!?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER BROKE THE SWINGS!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 7:37 pm

duh, it was infernape, he's the retarded pokemon that done, it (slaps himself)
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:11 pm

Shut up, Salamence. You're a meanie face!
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:19 pm

i'm not a F***ing meanie face, i'm telling the truth (dragon claws riolu)
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:34 pm

WAAHHHH! THAT HURT!!! YOU MEANIE FACE! *uses Force Palm on Salamence*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:47 pm

oh no you didn't (headbutts riolu)
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:00 pm

WAHHHH! YOU MEANIE FACE!!! *Uses Counter*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:37 pm

oh my god, i'm so outta here (attempts to walks off, but bumps into a lamppost) owowow
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:40 pm

Where'd ya go? *She walks into the lamppost* It's dark! Ohh, stars.
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:10 pm

(she falls on top of me) ooowwwwwww don't jump or fall on me for NO REASON--oooowwww
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:19 pm

Oh my GOD! It's a SALMAMENCE! When did you get THERE?! Oh my GOD! HI! *She uses Force Palm on it*
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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:01 am

*Kabutops goes on a rampage*

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PostSubject: Re: Retarted Pokemon on a small planet   Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:57 am

Oh my god, a Kabotops! *She uses Force Palm on it* Hi! Hey, what happened?
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