Corrupt a Wish

Subject: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Somebody makes a wish and somebody else adds a catch to it. The person who corrupted must make a wish too!

I wish I was rich!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:45 pm

The burned but also burn you in school

I wish world domination!!!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:44 pm

Granted but everyone goes to a different planet after you take rule.

I wish that every time something bad happens to my automobile or home, the State Farm jingle will give me an agent and any random thing I ask for.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:43 pm

but they become stalkery and follow you around

i wish for my dinner to finish cooking

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:54 am

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts (just like everything else that spontaneously combusted)

I wish for World Peace.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:57 am

granted, but aliens come to inveade

i wish for ketchup

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:31 am

granted but it's expired.

i wish i could walk on air.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:33 am

granted, but birds fly in your face

i wish i had a plant in my room

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:36 am

granted but grows all over your room.

i wish i knew how to swim.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:38 am

granted, but you get a cramp and drown.

i wish my hair would stop being messy when i wake up (takes forever to comb)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:37 pm

Granted but you become bald.

I wish i had super strength.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:23 am

granted, but everything is super light now so it all drifts into space

i wish that i was a woodland pixie. (dont judge me)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:25 am

...granted but...u get squished by a....boulder?

i wish for japan to get better

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:27 am

granted, but the people are all still dead.

i wish that i was a girl. (ran out of wish ideas)

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:29 am

granted...but you look manly?

i wish for an earthguake

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:32 am

granted, but nothing happens because earthguake isnt a word.

i wish swampert would make a new post on my rp instead of goofing off here.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:34 am

granted...but the post sucks

i wish for a toy airplane

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:42 am

Granted, but it catches on fire when you toss it.

I wish for control of the IRS.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:44 am

granted, but the american tax payers come and kill you. (obvious, much?)

i wish i was in the playboy mansion. giggiddy giggiddy goo.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:46 am

...granted but u get an std...?

i wish for a field trip

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:54 am

granted, but the bus is driven off a cliff and drops ironically 50 feet into a field before blowing up.

i wish i could get inside a sexy girl's head.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:55 am

granted, but she's mental

i wish for fish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:58 am

granted. you are transported into the bottom of the ocean and the pressure crushes you.

i wish i was the sexiest person on the planet

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:59 am

granted, but you become the main character from the movie beastly and you turn ugly and have to find someone that loves yoou for who you are

i wish for food

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:08 am

granted. now GIT IN MAH BELLEH!!!

i wish that there was a program like photoshop that would let you manipulate actual people and things instead of just their images.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a Wish Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:30 am

Granted, but the program costs over 9 million dollars

I wish for me to not be so sick.